Oprah winfrey is the she jesus

I here horns blaring and people shouting at me. Oprah winfrey is the she jesus they tell me. I dont listen to them. Someone is playing the star spangled banner on a gitar. Its blaring on me. I go deaf and all I can hear is high pitches-tinnitus. They say “you better worship she jesus boy, or you’ll get roped.” I look back at them and they all have plastic titties and wangers. They threaten to castrate me. They impale themselves to make me feel bad.

Author: ldt

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One Response to “Oprah winfrey is the she jesus”

  1. John Q Says:

    I had the same dream…weird.

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