May you live in interesting times

There is an old Chinese curse that essentially translates to English as: May you live in interesting times. I think, without intended understatement, that we do in fact live in interesting times.

Every culture and civilization that has ever existed here on Mother Terra has had some version or vision of an “end-times” apocalypse. This is not so unusual in that the very essence of our existence is one fraught with strife and peril, and ultimately the end result of that existence is death. It would stand to reason then that we might as human beings project that view onto our society and world as a whole.

What is unusual, however, is that all of these individual prophets, cultures, and civilizations seem to share a very similar timeline. The Mayan calendar, which is incidentally more accurate than our current one, ends shortly after the year 2000. There is a prophecy inscribed in their hieroglyphics on that final date which says the Gods come back on that day to give us a new calendar.

The Great Pyramid of Cheops, on the other side of the planet has the future history of the world built into its very structure using what is called a “pyramid inch” for its unit of measure. One “pyramid inch” in its central corridor being equal to one year of human history. Interestingly, the starting point would seem to correlate our beginning to about the same time of biblical creation, and the corridor branches at the point of 33 AD with one path leading upward and the other path leading downward. In any case, its record of human history ceases in the year 2001.

Nostrodamus predicted the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it in, depending on the interpretation, July, August, or September of 1999 where he foretold the advent of a horrible future war that is to last for “seven and twenty years”. He also wrote that in the year of the “great seventh number” the dead would rise up from their graves. This sounds eerily familiar to prophecies of a mass resurrection or “rapture” spoken of in the Bible. Incidentally, the “great seventh number” begins in the year 2000, plus or minus three years, when the Hebrew god YHWH (Yahweh) finishes his six days of work (one thousand years equaling one day) and begins the Sabbath Day (one thousand years of peace).

There are others: St. Malachy, Edgar Cayce, Musashi, Baha’u'llah, and the Navajo Indians to name just a few. It defies the laws of statistics and probability that there are so many similar prophecies of a coming apocalypse from such a wide range of personalities, cultures, and eras. Failure to recognize this improb- ability is nothing less than ignorance, bias, or denial. The safe approach to this issue would seem to be to hope for the best, but plan for the worst. Personally, I’m praying for some massive divine intervention, since I think it is extremely arrogant of us as human beings to think we will rectify the situation from its current dilapidated state. After all, aren’t we the ones that got us into our current predicament?

Author: Samuel

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8 Responses to “May you live in interesting times”

  1. Tim Says:

    The saying “May you live in interesting times” isn’t Chinese. It’s Scottish, and comes from a sci-fi novel published in the 1950’s, so it’s not ancient, either.

    Just thought you’d like to know.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    It is Chinese-but it was used in novels and books later

  3. rick Says:

    u.s.a is the beast, rather the upper,upper,upper class and all the secret societies,skulls and masons(illuminati)and fact is every president was once a boy scout.organized structure bred to serve one,e-pluribus unum. and i think arnold swarranegger is the antichrist,(mr.universe)and married to a kennedy,gov. of #1 state with immigrant problem to impliment the national i.d. system so we can get the mark of the beast, watch and learn and see!

  4. Google Says:

    Nope - it’s not chinese. See http://www.chinasprout.com/html/column15.html and also http://hawk.fab2.albany.edu/sidebar/sidebar.htm

  5. Angry Chinese Blogger Says:

    I’m in China right now, and I can tell you that there are a lot of websites that say that this phrase doesn’t appear in any known Chinese litrature, it could be a strangled translation of something entierly different, but that exact phrase is not Chinese.

    Hmmm, did you know that our current calander is about three years out from the biblical calander, so any predictions based on the year 2000 are actually based on the year 1997.

  6. alan brown Says:

    bollocks from start to finish

  7. Clive Says:

    “May you live in interesting times” occurs in Ernest Bramah’s The Wallet of Kai Lung (1900), a series of tales set in an imaginary version of China, which most likely gave rise to the belief that the phrase is genuinely Chinese. It is the first (and least harmful) of three curses. The others being “May you come to the attention of those in high places” and “May the gods grant your prayers”.

  8. Chris Beck Says:

    Project Gutenberg has “The Wallet of Kai Lung” on-line.

    The phrase does _not_ occur in it, nor in either of the other two books they have:

    http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/wklng10.txt
    http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/webbin/gutbook/author?name=Bramah%2c%20Ernest

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