My ex girlfriend, I believe, will cause the apocalypse

My ex girlfriend, I believe, will cause the apocalypse. Not on purpose though, but out of pure lack of intelligence otherwise known as stupidity. Her name I will not relinquish, but I will tell you that my time spent with her was worse than the apocalypse could ever be. In fact given the choice of the another shot with her or the apocalypse, I am not afraid to say that I would indeed choose the latter. It is people such as her that I believe are ignorant and foolish enough to cause the apocalypse. She makes such irrational and unfounded decisions that even the school dunce points and laughs. She never takes anything seriously, never able to actually comprehend the consequences of her actions, which, perhaps is a result of all the times she was dropped on her head as a child. In any account, something has left a long lasting effect on her mental capacity, or lack there of. It is stupid people such as her that I believe will be the ultimate downfall of humanity. I say put them all in mental institutions or prisons, otherwise we are only encouraging their stupidity to go on unchecked. In any event, I believe we will eventually cause our own downfall, if it is only the small part of society that brings us to it.

Author: Matt

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2 Responses to “My ex girlfriend, I believe, will cause the apocalypse”

  1. mike Says:

    sounds familiar….

  2. Syko Pyro Says:

    haha whoa she must’ve been a knock out, model fit, beauty if you fell for someone that dumb.

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