My vision goes as follows. One coming mourning I will wake up from a long night of sleep. My stomach full of egg rolls, and pork fried rice. I’m feeling sick this mourning, the chinese food doesn’t agree with me. I sit down on the toilet to take a massive shit. But instead of shit coming out I shit out an alien creature. It crawled down the toilet and I didn’t even think about it for the rest of the day. the next day i told everyone I know and they didnt believe me. Next thing you know and giant creature that looks like an oversized version of my shit. It starts going nuts like godzilla and destorys everything. It collects thousands of humans at a time and drops them into a huge pit in the desert that it dug. Once he fills up the hole high enough, he shits on the humans and kills them all off. Its going to eb really bad when this happens. Im trying to aviod chinese food for as long as I can. I dont think I can hold out much longer. Maybe you should send me some money so I can afford other types of food. My email address is skinny7484@aol.com send a request for my address to send money and food. Thank you
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that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard, that’s also the dumbest way of trying to make money i’ve ever seen
who cares. it was funny for a minute. i can’t wait until that giant terd comes and eats you.